The Kingdom of Womble 13342 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.798 billion Womble 13342ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The strong Womble 13342ian economy, worth 317 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 32,392 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,774 per year while the poor average 2,030, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, surveillance cameras are banned, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 13342's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 13342 is ranked 161,169^th in the world and 13,122^nd in Chicken overlords for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.